Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
this hospital has no fireball
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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