I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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