I wish I could punch you in the face.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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