it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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