? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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