I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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