like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
this just has baby written all over it
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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