your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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