Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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