We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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