But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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