apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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