He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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