ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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