Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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