I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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