farters have to be the big spoon...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I know her cup size but not her name....
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