also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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