On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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