i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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