Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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