Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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