did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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