dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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