I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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