Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Will exercising make me less horny?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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