Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just had sex on a roof
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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