I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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