You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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