i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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