id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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