What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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