i just google imaged poop.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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