it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm at about main and main street
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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