Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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