Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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