But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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