Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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