Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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