This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Randomize
