5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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