man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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