and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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