3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Randomize
