i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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