everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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