your room smells of hookers.
And success
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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