He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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