So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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