once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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