found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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