420 ftw
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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